Friday, December 11, 2009

Gross



There's a reason Janet doesn't care if you go to the casino with her. Bleeccch.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Further demands for my free entertainment



  1. Replace Amanda Puck's segments with a check-in with Stephanie

  2. Replace Angelo's Ashes with a Buzz Kilman on the beat local news story

  3. More hockey talk with Cheffie

  4. Bring back Bob and Ron (let them know they're doing it for free again)

  5. Wouldn't mind hearing from Stan Lawrence if contractually possible

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Angelo's Ashes / Amanda Puck both need to go


I'm not saying get rid of Buzz's segments - if anything his talents would be better used on feature news stories, like about pedophiles or old man health issues.

Amanda Puck's nightlife advice is better suited for NPR. She's a square and a slob.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Yah, the sudden onslaught of Gene Honda talk much appreciated


Guy clearly belongs to the George Takei school of deep velvet asian voicing. Brendo can only hope to achieve such depths one day.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

This Just In: Christina Park is Really Hot

Here in New York we are fortunate enough to have the lovely Christina Park anchoring the weekends on the local Fox affiliate.





 

That's what I'm talking about.

Still recovering from the Snyde Remarks open mic/why aren't we on the staff blog?

Yah, Justine Bateman is holding it together, the Jimmy Mac Wendy Snyder garage open mic show talk was unbelievable, they were talking about the running order as if it was Woodstock, it was amazing.




And what's up with this "staff blog" last time I checked, THIS is the staff blog of the show, send along the url when you have a sec thanks.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Virginia Felsom Yank my Stank Chain Who's Your Daddy / Dad Let Me Out

Just had a huge lamb gyro, really into the gym at hugetalk, shoulda bought a v8 Anwar Sadat massive gains production estimate phenterimine



Guys should sack up and just leave long disconnected messages instead of harrassing the girls



Incredible Hulk, Babylon 5 spit on the ceiling targetspot.com cold cocked Mcaulay Caulking seagulls, infinite jest surely you jest best breast award winner Virgina Felsom

Gene Honda rules

sounds like Hondo* really has it locked down, Sox, Hawks DePaul, Final Four etc:



Also Lawrence Holmes continues to be solid

*Feel free to use that

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Who the fuck cares have another cigarette you slob

Bad enough I live in New York, now I gotta listen to some 40 year old broad from Staten Island talk about random Chicago "nightlife"?

I thought TimeOutChicago was the "worst magazine in town" or "worse than The Reader"



And why does she always have to tell us her exact location, down to the street address?

This all may be an elaborate scheme to get ESPO1 laid, so I'll lay off, actually she's fine whatever.

Best listener email of all time

"I am so glad Buzz is not with the show anymore - I blame Buzz for your dismissal from the radio. He completely did not fit in with your show. He added nothing. He was so so slow, he had no knowledge of anything. Other than him your show was sharp."

I GOTTA GO

Why am I listening to a Friends drop-in


That's a fucking terrible show. For a guy who's as funny as The Stever is, he likes some pretty non-funny stuff like Big Lebowski and Friends. Doesn't add up.

At least there was a solid Judge Mathis shout out earlier.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Bears suck / Go Pats


So how do we go about trading in Amanda Puck for Lauren Jiggets



Unrelated, Sharks will be handily dismissing The Blackhawks this Wednesday at The Shark Tank.

REALLY psyched Roger Dahl confirmed ESPO1 as the proper title.

Finally, where's Vicki The Intern's porn site - we're not made of time.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Time for another dumb poll lazy

Yeah, gotta really streamline the calls, but my points when i got to them were salient -- cool that Eddie from Eddie and Jobo got a job slobbering through those mastermind / pyramid scheme ads.



Yeah Cheffies intros in whatever context be it inappropriate comment or not so veiled innuendo all sound so solid, best guy.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Joniak's kind of right, it doesn't sound too much like Mike Singletary

This segment holds up:

Couldn't agree more on El Stever's Office talk


Jim sucks so bad while the rest of the show is completely solid.

Andy Bernard rules.

Loading dock guys, Dwight's girlfriend, the airhead Indian chick, Creed, both fat guys, all around really stacked cast.

Currently enjoying the Oprah crying announcement coverage.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Your calls are really good


Extended attacks on the host's heterosexuality mixed with compliments really the perfect formula. Kind of disappointed ESPO1 didn't address the iphone tech talk.

Unrelated, Amanda Puck brings nothing to the table.

ESPO1's not going to be supportive of the pop-up window


Using WEEI as the industry standard for excellence there should be no problem putting the Dahlcast player in a pop-up, hopefully with some preroll which is totally unrelated to the show, a la WEEI.

Good to hear some live reads making their way back into the mix.

Not sure if we lost Meat Talk as a segment because cheffie doesn't work for a steakhouse anymore - I wouldn't mind getting his advice on anything really though, so long as he is answering questions from the people. Really into The Stever's / ESPO1's account of cheffie's wingman tactics.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

OFF TOPIC: Listened to The 12 Pack Sessions on the way in today


Lots of boss tracks but the standout runaway hit on there for me at least would be Dirty Water. I'm A Fish also solid JW realm. Solid players all around, great rhythm overdubs with the percussion.

How did you work it so we can do new labels

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Why are you yelling at me about being fat

Last I checked if you want to write something to Steve it's steve@dahl.com

I have no idea who any of those chicks you're talking about are but in general celeb talk, be it male or female, should be kept to the Brendan and Petecast.

Getting back to the actual topic of the blog, fat talk is fine, diet talk isn't, and no callers should be involved in the topic.

Reading your posts is like watching the last minute of that Pats/Colts game.

Jesus enough with the weight talk, if I wanted to hear about how fat someone is, I'd ask this pig that sits near me at work

I get it, the unwashed masses squeal with glee at his quirky and irreverent take on life's little minutae but give me a fucking break dude



I get it, you're a fat slob, how about you drop 50 lbs and then we can talk, you haven't lost shit since in years so essentially it's a repeat of the same whining every day.

Speaking of fat slobs, I could go for one of those UCenter brats right about now, something to be said for winter BBQ, kind of the greatest thing on earth.

Which reminds me I gotta find another sweet "naked chicks rolling around in the snow" blog, that one last winter totally ruled.

Screw Carrie Prejean, I'm all Aleksandra Ivanovskya all the time

Carrie Prejean gains points on the trifecta (really hot, really dumb and really racist/homophobic) but if I'm going beauty pageant sex tapes, I'm seeing red all the way:



She supposedly was in an fairly hardcore video, even for a desperate young Russian girl, but after a detailed and painstaking investigation by the BT staff, it is definitely not her -- though there's hope for the future and if not consensual, there's always the dude with the peephole toolkit who can get on the case.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Coverage of all topics with Tom and Jeff very much appreciated

Friday, November 13, 2009

Room service menu talk with Joniak solid


Also, Pete's laugh rules. Just got photoshop installed again so will be posting some updates here soon.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Solid

Still no word from PRI's The Takeaway on getting together with "The Takeaway" staffer in the green shirt:

I know, I need to move on, but I can't.